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danglingthpider: porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house (via hyakugo)

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why the fuck would I do that (via uatittielicker)

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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dspazdoesntcare:

surprisebitch:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

THE VIDEO MAKES THIS POST 94829383x BETTER THAN IT ALREADY IS OHMY GOD

I’M SORRY, WHAT
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lameboob: lameboob: lameboob: how do you make someone holy you beat the hell out of them my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke (via zofia-and-sloths)

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

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anusclap: laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3 (via zofia-and-sloths)

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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awwww-cute:

He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots
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